Sunday, September 4, 2011

FIJIAN HILLBILLY

SO LONG TO PETER, THE ONLY FIJIAN HILLBILLY WE HAVE EVER HAD THE HONOR OF KNOWING. GETTING THE BOOT FROM OUR COUNTRY SHOULD NOT BE A SOURCE OF SHAME BUT RATHER AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GROWTH. I WILL NOT MENTION THE EVENTS THAT LED TO YOUR DEPORTATION. I WILL ONLY SAY THAT IN AN EFFORT TO AVOID AN INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT, IT IS PROBABLY BEST THAT YOU ARE BACK IN OZ, A LAND OF RENEGADE OUTLAWS. YOU WILL BLEND IN WELL MY FRIEND.
WE WILL MISS YOU.
IT SHOULD ALSO BE NOTED THAT PETER LEFT BEHIND HIS PRIMO 2000 VOLVO WAGON. 112K MILES & ONLY $4500 (THIS WILL HELP FOR THE IMPENDING LEGAL BILLS). IF YOU HAVE INTEREST IN THE CAR, PLEASE CONTACT ME @ ROGER@KIDCREATURE.NET THE CAR IS IN COSTA MESA.

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